First, they attacked us for our unabashed love of avocado toast. Then, the way we parted our hair. And the fact that we like exposing our ankles, because—while we were born in the 1900s—we are not Victorian. We shall not be ashamed of showing a little leg. You know, the approximately 3 inches of it that peeks out between our no-show socks and skinny jeans.
Well, TikTokkers aren't done skewering us, and frankly, the latest dig is a real wake-up-and-smell-the-truffle-fries moment. Set to the song "We Will Never Die" by comedian Kyle Gordon (eat your heart out, Jack Antonoff circa 2011!), 26-year-old content creator Jake Continenza playfully skewers the "millennial burger joint" in all its super-unique-except-there's-one-in-every-town glory. See for yourself: