Your kid cracks you up multiple times a day (come on, the way she puts your underwear on her head is pretty hilarious). Return the favor and give your little one a giggle with these funny jokes for five-year-olds.
11 Silly Jokes That Will Have Your 5-Year-Old Rolling on the Floor Laughing
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Published Aug 22, 2017
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Q: Where do cows go on a Saturday night?
A: To the MOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooovies.
Q: What is a pirate's favorite letter?
A: Arrrrrrrrrr.
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Q: What did one tomato say to the other tomato?
A: You go ahead and I'll ketchup.
Q: What is brown and sticky?
A: A stick!
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Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it’s only me.
Q: What do elves learn at school?
A: The elf-abet.
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Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A: Do-you-think-he-saurus.
Q: How do all the oceans say hello to each other?
A: They wave!
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Q: What do you call a train that sneezes?
A: Achoo-choo train.
Q: What kind of witch do you find at the beach?
A: A sand-wich!
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