- Value: 20/20
- Functionality: 18/20
- Quality: 20/20
- Aesthetics: 20/20
- Ease of Use: 20/20
- TOTAL: 98/100
I have always had a bit of a firefighter fantasy. He’s a blue-eyed guy named Tony. We meet at a coffee shop near the firehouse. Tony tells me that his shift starts in 45 minutes, so we waste no time on formalities. Hardworking, soft spoken and eager to get the job done, Tony is the kinda guy that surprises you with a good old fashioned on-the-money clitoral orgasm because your pleasure gets him off, too. Ah, we just love Tony, don’t we!?
So naturally, hearing about Smile Maker’s latest clitoral vibrator, The Firefighter, my interest was piqued. As far as The Firefighter is concerned, the clitoris is queen. And as far as this queen is concerned, that’s the truest statement in all the land. To me, clitoral vibrators are a trusted investment because the intense external massage is a pleasurable experience even if you happen to have trouble climaxing.
I think internal vibrators are great, but clitoral vibrators are in a league of their own. I like to put it this way: Getting off with an internal vibrator can be like trying to find your friend at the club. You know it will be a great time once you locate exactly where she is, but it can take time to find her coordinates. The clitoris, on the other hand, is like your trusty down-to-clown next door neighbor who’s eager to meet for a drink whenever you are. A reliable source for a good time.