You got the invite in August. After a solid month of hemming and hawing, you reluctantly sent in your RSVP. Cut to three weeks of panic, two trips to the salon and one exorbitantly expensive LBD purchase. Your high school reunion is upon you, and, God help you, you will crush it. Here, the 14 people you are absolutely guaranteed to see there.
Every Person You'll See at Your High School Reunion
Nerds turned hot, studs turned...not
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Published Oct 22, 2015
The Overly Organized
Paula may not have been class president, but she sure is excited about name tags.
The Overly Eager
Yeahhhhh, it's really really really really really great to see you, too, Shelley...
The Former Nerd
Who now looks like Paul Rudd.
The Former Stud
Who now looks like Paul Giamatti.
The Accidental Drunk
Uh oh, it seems Gina from math-letes hit the spritzers a little too hard.
The Aspiring Don Juan
He never slept with anyone in high school and Scott's out to make up for lost time fast.
The Obvious Show-off
Yeah, Doug. We get it. You do CrossFit.
The "remind Me Of Your Name?"
Lisa. We want to say Lisa...
The Creepy Upper Classman
Wait, how did Jarrett get in here?
The Newly Out And Fabulous
And all that time we just thought Greg loved Sondheim.
The Wandering Husband
Typically found circling the cheese table and begging to go home.
The Secret Gem
At 18, Stacy was a mean girl who worshipped Wet Seal. At 38, she's kiiiinda someone we want to watch The Bachelor with.
The Same As He Ever Was
Martin may or may not be Benjamin Buttonning. And we may or may not...wait, ARE WE IN LOVE WITH MARTIN?
The Crutch
The Romy to your Michele. Find her. Call her. Walk in with her.
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