When Xavier (Cody Fern) tries to attack Donna for betraying the group, she manages to escape, but she soon comes face-to-face with Mr. Jingles (John Carroll Lynch). Much to our surprise, he doesn’t want to kill Donna. He does, however, want to kill Margaret. Luckily for Margaret, Xavier interrupts the attack and shoots Mr. Jingles with several arrows.
Xavier isn’t so lucky, though. When Margaret gets him alone, she stabs him to death before cutting off his ear. Go figure.
Mr. Jingles wakes up only to find The Night Stalker standing over him, demanding to know if he accepts Satan as his master.
Meanwhile, Brooke is freaking out because, well, she just lost her virginity to a ghost. So, she runs to Montana, who is done acting like they’re friends. Montana hits Brooke over the back of the head before telling her everything, like how she enlisted The Night Stalker to kill her.
This results in an all-out battle between Montana and Brooke that begins in the cabin and ends at the entrance of the camp.
When a bus full of campers arrives at Camp Redwood the next day, they’re greeted by Brooke standing over Montana’s lifeless body.
When the cops arrive, Margaret blames the killings on Brooke. Brooke is taken into custody. The Night Stalker and Mr. Jingles steal a patrol car and head to Los Angeles on a road trip. (You know, the usual.)
When Ray is taken away in an ambulance, he gets a serious reality check—because every time he crosses the Camp Redwood border, he immediately finds himself back on the road.
“I just wanted to go home,” he says.
“This is home,” the hitchhiker from episode one responds.
The pair eventually join Montana, who appears to be adapting to her new role as queen bee ghost.
“You guys are doing this purgatory thing all wrong. We can be gods here!” she says.
Confused? Us, too. American Horror Story: 1984 returns to FX next Wednesday, October 23, at 10 p.m.