What Your Favorite TV Show Says About You

You get more done before 7 a.m. than most people do all week.

You know the rules to “Settlers of Catan”… but also how to rock a side braid.

You have this great idea that you’re not at liberty to discuss. (OK, it’s The Sunscreen Mist Booth™.)

You love Lululemon, bachelorette parties and calling Champagne “champers”.

You love Bebe, French manicures and calling boxed wine “Mama Juice.”

You own like 17 Ani DiFranco CDs.

You have 400 gallons of bottled water and a hand-crank CB radio in your secret bunker basement.

You’ve got a karaoke song--and it’s “Hero” by Mariah Carey.

You’re the person at the wedding who’s always trying to do the worm.

You secret smoke after your children go to bed.

You used to shop at vintage stores until you realized the stuff just fits better at Urban Outfitters.

You’ve never been in therapy.

You are in so much therapy.

You were the kid in elementary school who other people dared to eat potato bugs.

You understand humanity's darkest corners.

You are an adult, age 18 to 49.

You still own a rotary phone.