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Quiz: Which "White Lotus" Friend Are You?

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You’ve booked a trip to a five-star resort, but are you here for relaxation, reinvention or revenge? Are you the effortlessly chic manipulator, the well-meaning but chaotic idealist or the one holding onto a secret so juicy it could ruin brunch? Oh, wait. That's just the season three White Lotus arc of three long-time girlfriends joining up in Thailand for some quality time. Ah, the inner-working of a girls' trip with three friends. Let the triangulation begin! But first, find out which role you'd play in the complicated dance. Are you a Jaclyn, a Laurie or a Kate? Grab a cocktail (or a cover-up) and find out.


1.

Pick your fashion inspiration:

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Anna Wintour

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Zoe Kravitz

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Jennifer Garner

2.

What’s your vacation aesthetic?

Sharp tailoring, quiet luxury and the perfect I’m not trying sunglasses.

Flowing linen, mismatched prints and an aura of dubious spiritual discovery.

Resort-chic with a slight edge and a perfectly timed entrance that's so effortlessly effortful

3.

What’s your biggest ick?

People who don't read the room

Being fake

Being talked down to

4.

And what brought you to the spa today?

I need to detox from my life

Here to be pampered

The facial and full body massage sounds great!

5.

Where’s your next vacation?

The White Lotus Sicily

Hopefully a friend's house in the Hamptons

Family-friendly resort in Puerto Vallarta

6.

Which book’s on your shelf already?

My Name Is Barbra by Barbra Streisand

Modern Lovers by Emma Straub

Hillbilly Elegy by J.D. Vance

7.

What’s your toxic trait?

I'm too kind.

I see the best in people, even when I shouldn’t.

I always know more than I let on.

8.

Why are you upset?

🍸 I’m fine, it’s just funny to me.

🌊 I’m not upset, but if you must know…

💀 I’M NOT UPSET!!!


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