Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie can add another endeavor to their subway-train-long multihyphenate titles: nonalcoholic drink mixologists. It’s only fitting, considering they’ve done everything from serving as camp counselors to catching crawfish in the four seasons of their early aughts show, The Simple Life, and now that it’s being rebooted (Paris and Nicole: The Encore, now streaming on Peacock), what money-making realms have yet to be conquered? The drinks menu at Sonic Drive-In, obviously.
Yes, the bastion of what some deem the world’s best ice and one very chili-laden secret menu is now also home (albeit for a limited time) to two eponymous drinks from the “sanasa”-singing duo. But, in a universe where chains are churning out new menu items almost as fast as their French fry orders, what’s worth your lunch money? Fear not, friend: I took it upon myself to order both (like a lunatic, on a 32-degree day). Here’s how they fare.