- Value: 20/20
- Functionality: 19/20
- Quality: 20/20
- Aesthetics: 20/20
- Ease of Use: 20/20
- TOTAL: 99/100
There comes a time in every person’s life when the concept of having options “enters the chat.” (Sorry, I’m 32, are people still saying that? Oh, they never really did? Just an Instagram comment colloquialism? Copy!) And in that moment, everything changes.
I was in 7th grade strolling through The Paramus Park Mall with my girls, high off a Caramel Frappuccino, wind in my butterfly clips, when my friends and I happened upon a row of new stores we had never seen before: Spencer’s Gifts, Hot Topic, Wet Seal and Free People. As a few of the cool girls began to make fun of these eclectic “stores for weirdos,” I was having my own silent sartorial awakening: So, wait, I don’t need to wear this played out Tiffany heart charm bracelet or these American Eagle low rise jeans that actually cut into my muffin top!? My world opened up the moment I realized that I had new options to explore.
To this day I believe one of the best things you can do for yourself is to always explore your options. Some of my favorite ways to play with the power of choice include frequenting local salad bars, going hog wild with toppings at 16 Handles, walking out of my apartment in mismatched my earrings with my head held high and my most recent favorite: revamping my personal pleasure practice with the We Vibe Touch X Beauty Multitasker Vibrator.
As an option aficionado (albeit self-proclaimed), I was equal parts curious and skeptical when I heard about the Multitasker. We Vibe intentionally designed this bad girl to be a vibrator, facial beauty tool and overall body massager—all in one. Yes, you read that right. Short from filing your taxes, this powerful piece was created to take care of all your business and then some. Could one tool provide not only an orgasmic sexual experience, but a luxurious at home spa fantasy as well? I’ll be the judge of that, I thought to myself as I peered over my glasses just like my hero, Judge Judy. I rolled my sleeves up and got to business. *Uses round brush as a gravel*