Whether your entire life revolves around the zodiac wheel or you’d sooner die than believe your horoscope (read: you’re a Capricorn), we can all agree: Astrology memes are bright spots in our (sometimes not so bright) social feeds. So we’re bringing you 26 lighthearted illustrations, all sourced from PureWow’s Instagram. Happy scrolling.
26 Astrology Memes That Were Basically Written in the Stars
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Published Mar 3, 2020
Sofia Kraushaar
1. Zodiac Signs At A Restaurant
Find Sagittarius speaking to the waiter in perfect Italian.
Sofia Kraushaar
2. When The Signs Can’t Hang
Cancer’s dog-mom guilt is real.
Sofia Kraushaar
3. “my Place Is A Mess!”
You’re not an earth sign if you don’t dust every six hours.
McKenzie Cordell
4. Diaries Of The Zodiac
The key to Scorpio’s diary lies in an ancient chest in the depths of the Black Sea.
Claire Chung
5. How Each Sign Wears A Cardigan
Ask Virgo about her lint roller.
McKenzie Cordell
6. The Signs As Plant Parents
Taurus is the resident plant whisperer.
McKenzie Cordell
7. The Signs’ Thoughts While Meditating
How each sign meditates/overthinks/naps.
Sofia Kraushaar
8. The Signs As E-mails
Libra’s outbox is just exclamation marks.
Sara Berman
9. The Cat And Dog People Of The Zodiac
Aquarius: rebel, humanitarian and most likely to own (or be) an iguana.
McKenzie Cordell
10. How The Signs Caffeinate
Capricorn season is sponsored by espresso and Excel spreadsheets.
McKenzie Cordell
11. The High School Superlatives Of The Zodiac
Libra’s locker = a shrine to her crush.
Sofia Kraushaar
12. “i’m A Risk Taker.”
“Eh, my day was kinda boring.” —Aries
Sara Berman
13. How Each Sign Likes Her Ice Cream
Meet the cups, cones and can’t-decides of the zodiac.
Claire Chung
14. A Quick Shopping Trip
“If the shoe fits, wear it.” —Leo
Sofia Kraushaar
15. The Best Houseplant For Your Zodiac Sign
Find out why the leafy green is your perfect match here.
Sofia Kraushaar
16. The Signs As Their Most-used Apps
If Gemini isn’t telling you her every passing thought, she’s tweeting it.
McKenzie Cordell
17. Gallery Wall Decor
Aquarius has a trapdoor behind painting number two in preparation for an alien invasion.
Sofia Kraushaar
18. The Signs On A Stroll Through The Woods
Is your sign tree hugging or calling the park rangers for immediate rescue?
McKenzie Cordell
19. Texting *that* Date
Go to the grocery store to find a fling, go to the co-op to find a soul mate.
Yuna Park
20. Zodiac Signs At The Nail Salon
“Just paint each nail a different color so I don’t have to decide.” —Gemini
Sofia Kraushaar
21. What The Signs Whipped Up For Dinner
Please invite us over, Cancer.
Claire Chung
22. “we Just Moved In.”
You have a home, Taurus has a sanctuary.
Claire Chung
23. The Signs During Acupuncture
Pisces could sleep through a Slipknot concert.
Sofia Kraushaar
24. The Best Shoe For Your Zodiac Sign
What’s in your future: ankle bows or Birks? Get all the deets here.
Sofia Kraushaar
25. The Signs At The Hair Salon
“Can I grab the scissors? I’m kind of a pro at my bangs.” —Aries
McKenzie Cordell
26. What Type Of Drunk You Are, Based On Your Zodiac Sign
Find out why your sign is dancing on tables or engaged in a heated political debate with the bartender here.