Now that we're past the initial confusion about who the hell is hosting this year's Academy Awards (spoiler: currently, it's no one), it's time to speculate. What better way to do that than comb the internet for conspiracy theories?
Peter Knegt, a journalist for the Canada Broadcasting Company and a former writer for IndieWire, threw out an entirely unproven (but surprisingly convincing) theory that none other than Whoopi Goldberg will take the stage on Sunday.