*Warning: Spoilers ahead*
This season of The Bachelorette is admittedly cringeworthy, and Hannah Brown couldn’t agree more.
No, really. The 24-year-old beauty queen live-tweeted last night’s episode of the popular dating series, and her cryptic messages offer a surprising amount of shade toward her four remaining contestants: Peter, Tyler, Luke and Jed.
It all started with Peter’s hometown date when Brown made a sexual innuendo about their flight.
Next, the reality star cracked a “Drops of Jupiter” joke in reference to Tyler’s hometown of Jupiter, Florida.
Brown then answered the question that crossed everyone’s mind during Tyler’s date: Where was the chauffeur when she straddled Tyler in the back seat?
When it was time for Luke’s hometown visit, the former beauty queen said what we were all thinking.
Brown went on to address the elephant in the room: Luke.
She even poked fun at Luke’s “back on the right tracks” line.
As for Jed, Brown kept it short and sweet in reference to his mom’s toast.
During the rose ceremony, she jokingly scolded Chris Harrison for not allowing her to phone a friend à la Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
Brown concluded her live-tweets with a GIF that sums up the episode.
Drink up, Hannah. You deserve it.
The Bachelorette returns to ABC next Monday, July 15, at 8 p.m.
