The Best Trader Joe’s Snack, According to Your Zodiac Sign

You could reach for a bag of potato chips, but you’re original and march to the beat of your own drum. These gooey panko-crusted pieces of heaven are seven times better and will satisfy all of your cravings.

We give you permission to eat this spread straight from the jar. Full of creamy swirls, it’s deep and dreamy—like someone else we know.

Spin class at dawn, nonstop meetings, work cocktails and dinner with your seven closest friends is just another day in the life of a boss lady like you. This protein-packed medley is the fuel you need to keep trailblazing.

OK, on one (or two) occasions you’ve ordered a giant plate of food just for the ’Gram. It’s not your fault you appreciate the finer things in life, like beauty and art. These special, sensuous treats are pretty as can be (and they’re tasty, too).

Last night, you were the life of the party, but tonight you just want to bury your nose in a book. This snack is the best of both worlds—perfectly salty and sweet, just like you.

You can come across as having a tough exterior, but your friends know you’re really a big softie. This itty-bitty crowd-pleasing dessert is the perfect way to satisfy your secret sugar craving.

Gummy fish: one of the most delightful snacks in the universe. You: the scintillating center of attention wherever you go. Need we say more?

We’re going to go out on a limb and guess that your bookshelf has at least two self-improvement books on it. (No, don’t blush. It’s a good thing.) You’re hardworking, detail-oriented and take quick initiative to fix what’s broken. This healthy dried mango fits right in—it’s satisfying and doesn’t break any of the rules on your diet.

Charming, graceful and always aware of everyone else’s needs, you’re truly the hostess with the mostess. Delight everyone at your next party with this tried-and-true favorite.

Are they hot? Are they tangy? Are they briny? These complex snackers are complex and intriguing, like you. Stock up, because you’ll be at the bottom of the jar before you know it.

You’re happy-go-lucky, optimistic and always looking for your next adventure. Grab a bag of these irresistibly salty-creamy bites; we promise you’ll never get bored.

It’s offish: You’re the leader of the zodiac. Practical and ambitious, you’re pretty much the best at everything you do. We give you full permission to indulge in Trader Joe’s best-selling sweet snack right this second.