During this time of social distancing, we can’t help but wonder what the royal family is up to. Like, are Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip texting their attendants instead of ringing crystal bells to get their attention? Are Prince Harry, Meghan Markle, Prince William and Kate Middleton FaceTiming from their respective homes and organizing virtual playdates for the kids? Honestly, they probably are. Which makes us wonder, what are they chatting about? Here, a very unlikely (but maybe possible?) FaceTime conversation between the royal Fab Four.
Harry: Hayyyyyy, party people! How’s everyone holding up? Willz, what song are you singing while washing your hands?
Will: Hello, Harry. I trust that you, Meghan and Archie are well. I’ve been singing “God Save the Queen,” of course.
Kate: Hey, Harry. Oh, did you do something different with your facial hair?