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18 Things to Never Send in a Text Message

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Don’t get us wrong: Texting has totally made life easier. (Not having to actually talk to your mother-in-law? Clutch.) But sometimes our age belies us and we let slip bad usage that makes us look like a total rookie. Here, 18 things to never, ever do in text form.

1. A period after one word. You typed “Okay.”And it made you look mad/depressive/passive-aggressive.

2. A signature. “Sincerely, Karen.” Are you 90?

3. “Kk.” Are you 15?

4. Any question followed by “?!?!?!????!” Dramatic, much?

5. “Hold on.” Just respond when you’re able.

6. A sentence or single thought separated into multiple text messages. This. Is. Annoying to. Read. So please stop. Sending. Messages like this.

7. Hashtag anything. Save it for Instagram.

8. Anything directed at a single person in a group text. Your entire extended family doesn’t need to know that you want your husband to pick up soy sauce.

9. Group texts in general. Can we just unsubscribe?

10. “Hahahahahahhahahhaaha.” We get. We’re hilarious.

11. Multiple misspelled words. Auto correct is your friend.

12. Corrections of obvious misspellings. You wrote “Hye there.” Everyone knows what you meant.

13. Complicated acronyms. IAMICYBS? Going to assume you pocket-texted.

14. A novel in response to a simple question. We really don’t need to know exactly what the restaurant smelled like.

15. “Hello?” when you don't get a reply. Hate to break it to ya, but that’s not going to help your case.

16. ANYTHING IN ALL CAPS. Don’t raise your voice at me!

17. A single emoji. “Winking ghost” cannot stand on its own.

18. Excessive emojis. Is this some sort of pictograph? We have no clue what Grandma-horse-diamond-diamond means, OK? Or should we say: Okay.


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Director, Branded Content + Cohost, Royally Obsessed Podcast

As Director of Branded Content at Gallery Media Group, Roberta helps oversee the ideation and execution of sponsored content and experiential campaigns across PureWow and ONE37pm, including PureWow’s 24 in ’24. She began her career in editorial nine years ago, and has written and edited countless articles on news, trends, fashion, beauty and the royal family. She’s also cohost of the Royally Obsessed podcast, named one of the best royals podcasts by The New York Times and Town & Country. She cowrote the book Royal Trivia: Your Guide to the Modern British Royal Family.